After discovering that there's a way to effectively cheat AI detectors (from watching this video by Success With AI) I went about and did my own tests on it.
These are the results.
First, I gave it my initial prompt:

Burstiness & Perplexity
Then I proceeded to teach it what role burstiness and perplexity play in human writing. Then it was time to tell it to rewrite a text I'll give it, while bearing those in mind.

Re-Writing
After copy-pasting its previous story, it proceeded to re-write it into this:

AI Detectors + Improved Text
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Although detectors are rapidly advancing and trying to catch up to AI, it is worth noting that there is now publicly available content that teaches people how to trick them.
I believe this will be a never-ending game between AI Generators and AI Detectors of one-upping each other.